I can't stop eating these Triscuits.
CAN'T
STOP.
My hand keeps going back into that little yellow box adorned with Rachael Ray's poised, saccharine-sweet Shirley Templefied visage for more whole grain crunchy goodness. When did she become a Nabisco sponsor? I do believe I have consumed by body weight in Triscuits at this point. That's not a small number, folks.
Damn you Rachael.
Damn you.
That is all.
(P.S. Yes I realize this is not her fault. I just wanted someone to blame. She's quite nice, actually and I'm glad her recipes are on the boxes now. Those sweet, sweet boxes. Mmmmmm.)
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2 comments:
Shuddap. Your proportions are just fine.
she gets annoying. even duff goldman agrees that she's flat.
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