Delishooz Sammich

Hey hey!

I'm finally getting caught up at work! Woohoo!!

Anyway...in honor of the fabulous sandwiches at New Seasons Market (and due to the fact I can't have one now), I made a REALLY good veggie sandwich that just has to be shared. It's easy to eat AND make! Combo bonus!!

So here's the crap.

PSEUDO-NEW SEASONS MARKET SAMMICH (sic)

2 slices heavy, whole grain wheat bread
Mustard (any kind you like)
4 slices cucumber
4 slices ROMA tomato (MUST BE ROMA)
4 slices mushroom
1 ring out of a slice of red onion (just a tiny bit)
2 slices provolone (or some other schmancy cheese)

Place the bread down on the counter. Spread mustard on each slice and cover with slices of cheese. On one slice of bread, place the 4 tomato slices, followed by the cucumbers, then the shrooms all on top of each other in a square pattern. Top with onion ring (not the fried kind silly). Take the other slice of bread and top off the sammich!

NOW THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT. Cut the sandwich into 4 squares. CAN YOU SEE THE EASINESS OF EATING?! Since you stacked the veggies on top of each other in a square pattern it makes 4 little mini sandwiches that are easy to eat! Hot damn! If you don't do this it makes yet another sloppy floppy sandwich and NOBODY LIKES THAT.

NOBODY.

So you can have this great 'wich and the stuff won't fall out! SEE?! Go make one. NOW!! What are you waiting for?? I don't even have a picture of one BECAUSE I ATE IT TOO FAST. So go forth and make one!!

I had a lot coffee today.