Thursday, November 10, 2005

I LOVE GOOGLE EARTH.

If you have a PC (Mac is in the works), go to GoogleEarth and download that shizzle. It's is SO AWESOME. I love the historic sites on the left column. The Reichstag is striking from the sky.

seriously. This is Google Maps times 300. Go! Go now! Go go go!

So...anyhoo...I'm just here. Doing my thing. Trying to figure out what the HELL I want to do with the rest of my life. I have recently decided the path I was taking was not a good path for me and am in the process of switching it up to something different and more fitting my likes, dislikes, needs and wants. It's something I should have done a long time ago but was too scared to initiate. I'll let you know what develops.

Here's a pic of me as I type this. My digital camera broke (the NEW one) and before my replacement comes (gotta love warranties), I have my goofy webcam thing. Here I am.



Also I have decided to take up walking for fitness and enjoyment. Again, one of those things I should have done years ago. I'll keep you posted on that crap too.

Have a nice day. :-)

Tuesday, November 08, 2005

Funny funny.

When you create a website, it is very important to ensure the URL does not misrepresent what you are trying to purvey. Here are a few examples.

* Who Represents?: www.whorepresents.com
* Experts Exchange: www.expertsexchange.com
* Pen Island: www.penisland.net
* Therapist Finder: www.therapistfinder.com
* Mole Station Native Nursery: www.molestationnursery.com
* Power-Gen (Italian electric company): www.powergenitalia.com

I suppose nobody would ever forget your web address...but would it be for the right reasons? Hmm??

Chuckled upon and stolen from kjpepper who stolededed it from rook and badwebdesign, who in turn ganked it from the Sun Online.

Whoa. That's a lot of ganking!

Monday, November 07, 2005

Not much to say...???

Yes, I am usually a chatty person but I just don't have much to say tonight. I realized it's been a long time since my last update so I decided to write something if it kills me.

Something if it kills me.

HAH! Bet you didn't see that one coming. :-P

No, really, my BRAND NEW digital camera BROKE, and before the new one comes (Thank GOD for warranties) I am at a loss for a post due to the fact I'm all about the photos. Let me look in my recently taken pictures from a few days back. I'm sure there's something nice there.

Here we go. This is my parent's sweet, adorable dog Bogie who was not expecting me to take his picture. I kind like it. The boxes and National Geographics are mine. Apparently I forgot them when I moved out. Oops. It was nice of my parents to hold onto that crippity-crap for so long. Thanks mom and dad!



See you next time...

Thursday, November 03, 2005

Coming soon...

So I decided to move my furniture around. Now you get to see the pics.

Old living room.


New living room.


Old bedroom.


New bedroom.


There you go.

Tuesday, November 01, 2005

More Pictures.

Here are some more pictures from that day. I like the last one the best.







Until next time...

Monday, October 31, 2005

Pictures here now then yet.

Hi.

My friend Jen and I went around the mountains where we live and took some pictures. Can you tell I like taking pictures? Here are a few...







After pictures, we headed to Jen's sister Jordan's house for some DELICIOUS eggplant parmesan and spaghetti. Jordan is one hell of a cook. :-) After that we watched Batman Begins and mocked it the whole time. Hee hee hee.



Jen is in blue, her sister Jordan is in red, and Ken is behind them looking all pensive. Or something. Jordan's boyfriend Josh had gone on a beer run so I don't have his picture but he was really nice. Jen and Ken (I call them Jeniken) are the friends who came by to help me light my furnace pilot light.



Yes, I gave this guy a match and let him spelunk around my gas furnace.

It was a lovely day. I can't wait to go take more pictures! Woo!

Saturday, October 29, 2005

The Last Day: Driving 'Round The 10 - Vacation Pictures Phase V

On the last day, my cousin lent me her car and I drove around the 10 Freeway. Here are the pictures.











It was such a nice trip and I can't wait to visit again! :-D

Friday, October 28, 2005

Day 3: Just Beachy - Vacation Pictures Phase IV

This was the day we went to Orange County and saw some family. We had dinner at Sally's mom and stepdad's (yummy spaghetti) and chatted with her daughter Amber and Amber's fiancee Tim at their place afterwards. It was wonderful to see them...especially for Sally! She hadn't seen them in weeks! Sally's mom and stepdad were hilarious and very nice, and Amber and Tim are loads of fun and balance each other out perfectly. They will be a great team. :-D







Thursday, October 27, 2005

Quick Completely Unrelated Ego Booster

You Passed 8th Grade Math

Congratulations, you got 9/10 correct!


WOOHOOO!! WOOHOOOO!! KISS MY ASS MRS. RASSMUSSEN!!

Day 2: All The Lovely Children - Vacation Pictures Phase III

The next day we arrived bright and early at Sally's school. I was to run errands for her, then meet her back at school to help with the afternoon class. Here she is at school.



She asked me to pay her car insurance, exchange the two left boots she bought at Mervyn's for a left and right, then run to McDonald's for a breakfast sandwich and bring it to her at school by 10:30. This should have been easy.

I went to the insurance office and walked past 5 or 6 cars in the parking lot full of people waiting for the office to open, then tried to jerk open the LOCKED door right next to the sign stating they opened at 9:00 (it was 8:45).

D'oh.

These pictures were taken in the parking lot...until people started to stare.





Waiting in the parking lot was boring, so I went to the mall and did THE SAME THING to the door (still wasn't 9:00). By the time I had driven back to the insurance office it was 9:00, so I paid the premium and went back to Mervyn's for the boots. I entered upstairs and looked in vain for the shoe department (please note I have visited this store many times in the past). I went down the escalator and looked there, then noticed the directory on the wall. The shoe department was upstairs, right next to the escalator.

Agh.

I left the mall and headed for McDonald's. I KNEW where the McDonald's was. I KNEW how to get there. I really did! All you have to do is exit the mall, go down the street and turn left. I KNEW this. I exited the mall, went down the street and promptly turned right...headed straight for the freeway. Great. Somehow I made it back to that intersection and drove AGAIN into the right turn lane! After a few expletives, I jerked the car (my cousin's car) into reverse and plowed backwards, twisting into the left turn lane. I glanced over to the left as the car came to a stop.

I was right in front of her classroom windows.

Thank God she's too short to reach them.

After this, everything went smoothly. The very last errand went smoothly. I helped in her class after that, the children were cute and it was a fun time - for a little while anyway (read: NOT GOOD WITH KIDS). They went home around 2:30 and I was drained. My cousin was bouncy with plenty of energy. I think she's bionic or something.

Here are a few more pictures from the day. This is the hallway in a typical open-air plan most California schools have.



Here is Sally's class room. Isn't it cute?



Here is the tricycle track on the Kindergarten playground. Children like to pedal with all their might to the top of the track by the gate, then take their feet off the pedals and BLAST down the hill, wiping out at the bottom. Kids are weird.



A great day had by all. Tune in for Day 3 because we go to the beach!

Wednesday, October 26, 2005

Day 1 - Vacation Pictures Phase II

I arrived at Ontario Airport and went to baggage claim to get my bag. My electric razor had turned on somehow in the bag and it was going "NEEEEEEEEH!" and shaking ever so slightly as it passed by on the belt. What's funny is that all the security guards were standing there doing absolutely NOTHING about it. I thought this was ridiculous at first, then I realized it probably happened all the time and they were afraid it was a dildo or something. Heh.

I snapped a picture of this mountain outside baggage claim, or as I have named it, "Mount Smoggy McFoggyBottom." They certainly don't look like this in Utah...



My cousin came and we left the airport...



We had dinner and wonderful conversation at Grand Burger (Turkey Burger! Yum!) and went to her dad's house. She lives here.



We chatted for a long, long time and my friend had asked me to take a picture of the sunset in L.A. so I did from the backyard.



Stay tuned! More to come!

Tuesday, October 25, 2005

The Many Faces of Sally - Vacation Pictures Phase I

This is my cousin Sally.



This is how she felt after getting her first teaching job.



This is how she felt after the first day...



This is how she felt after the first week.



Hooray for Sally!

Monday, October 24, 2005

HI!

I had an AWESOME trip!

I took hundreds of pictures and will post them once they are organized. Now I am going to bed.

Feels good to be back! :D

Wednesday, October 19, 2005

Going to be leaving town...

Hey!

I'm leaving for L.A. tomorrow to spend some fun-filled fantastic time with my cousin. I will take many pictures, and I will see you on Tuesday!

WOOOOO!

Tuesday, October 18, 2005

You want an update?

Here's a picture of my bulletin board. Have a nice day.

Monday, October 17, 2005

Feral Freaky

Here are some more pics from our nighttime photo session. Something is wrong with Blogger's Image feature, so I used my Picasa account to host these because you have to see them. Especially the feral cat. He's freaky. My friend tried to post him but it wouldn't work. Freeeeakyyy.


Freaky Feral Cat Madness! Posted by Picasa


I am a Statue of Learning. Hi. Posted by Picasa


What is this thing? Posted by Picasa

Sunday, October 16, 2005

Night Picture Snapping

Hello.

So my friend and I decided to go on campus at 10:00 p.m. and snap crazy pictures. Not only was it incredibly fun, but we managed to get some really cool shots. She will probably post some too, so check out her blog. Here are a few.







Stay tuned!

Saturday, October 15, 2005

Sah-Tur-Daye

Hi. It's Saturday. I like Saturdays.

I love lounging around with nothing to do and nowhere to be. Well, nowhere to HAVE to be. It's nice to go places. ;-)

Speaking of that, next weekend I'll be in L.A. with my cousin! Woo! It'll be a nice trip I'm sure. What's cool is that I've been so busy I forgot about it until just a few days ago. I even made appointments and everything on those days! Totally forgot! Weird.

Well, I'd better go sit around and nothing, so you have a good Saturday and I'll see you soon!

Here's a picture of my bedroom wall. Wood paneling! NICE.



-Pjamms :-)

Friday, October 14, 2005

Hi.

Last night I had a video chat with my friend in Alabama. We both had never done this before and had webcams just sitting there, so we decided it was time to use them. They are surprisingly easy to use. It amazed me when we first opened our windows and saw each other and our computer desks. She showed me her clock in Central Time, and I showed mine in Mountain. It was cool and new and exciting and blew me away...for the first five minutes or so.

After awhile, we just kept talking and making weird faces at each other. It seemed normal to be doing this and it made me wonder why. Has technology gotten so advanced that now nothing will strike us as breathtaking for more than five minutes? I don't want to be a part of that world...I want amazement! It made me wonder if it would be a good idea to stop pushing forward for new inventions so much. Maybe if we just sat here a minute and caught our breath, we'd notice how pretty the drapes are in the sunlight. However, human nature is far too strong. Competition would kick in and people would be working ahead in secret so their nation could reign supreme in the "Tech War" once we all got started again.

We're pretty self-destructive at times, ain't we?

It seems big to propose an entire world stop thinking ahead, so maybe I could do that on a personal level. Maybe I could take a break from all these computers and internet applications and web design and blogs and yadda yadda...and just rest. Then when a new invention comes out, it will be REALLY BIG to me and I won't be over it within five minutes. The world will be NEW and DIFFERENT and EXCITING to me once again! Like a child!

Nah...I like my computer too much.

Anyway, moving on...here's a pic for the day. It's the pretty, non-technological mountain across the street.